Week 8a The brigssy awards

The most interesting part of this class would have to be wondering if janson is going to show up or not because of a "sore throat". The most boring part of this class would have to be reading the book The Crucibal. I dont like this book at all it is the most boring thing ever and they have the stupidest rules in there town ever. When Jake, Janson, and I teamed up and gave our Coolest Guy Ever speech. Especially during jansons part when he said he could fly. Or when Janson said that Mike Tyson liked rough sex. One thing i learned that will help me most in the real world will be speaking in front of people better, this can help you in many ways in life. The best thing about Brigs as a teacher is his comedic side i like it when he makes jokes, or makes fun of someone....like janson. Things you could do to make this class better is not reading the crucibal because its a terrible book.

Week 7a Decisions Decisions

I make different decisions every day in my life some are easy and some are hard, but some easier then others. The easiest decision that i have ever made was when i wrote a persuasive paper on who the best basketball player ever was. This was just absolouty simple because everyone knows that Michael Jordan is the best player ever and no one will ever be better then him. He is simply great. The hardest decision that i ever made was when i couldnt decide if i wanted a chad johnson jersey or a vince young one. It turned out i made the right decision going with Chad Johnson because the next season because Vince Young almost committed suicide and didnt play the next season.

Week 6a Childhood Crushes

When i was a young lad i thought that topanga from boy meets was smokin! Everyday when i got home from school i would hurry inside throw my stuff down and flip on the tv to watch my sweetheart topanga. When i was younger i felt that me and her had a special bond like we had everything in common. I felt like Topanga and i would have been just perfect for each other because she was so good looking and she is still good looking today and i still feel like something is there. I also had a crush on Clarrisa from Clarrisa knows it all. She was smoking!

Week 5a Welcome to my World

If i was the teacher of english 3 i would teach very similiar. I would move around a lot and talk and try to be funny. I would be very lenient on grading. I would also give at least a week for every homework assignment so kids had time to get it done. To make sure kids behaved i would have a very strict method. If anyone talked out in class they would be punished by a whip, they would get slapped in the wrists by the whip if they disobeyed at all. No one would ever get tardies until being 20 minuets late.

Week 4a Food and Me

I like just about every kind of food. Eating food is one of my favorite hobbies. My favorite food is tacos, I love tacos! Other foods that i really like are pizza, xtreme chedder goldfish, taco bell's chicken quesadillas, shrimp scampy and puppy chow. Those are just a few foods that i love. When i eat some of my mom's tacos or her puppy chow it puts me in my own world. I just feel like i could accomplish anything after eating great food like that. Also who could resist a cheesy with a little chicken and spicy quesadilla. I no i couldnt because i just love them. Foods that i just completly despise are spinach or just about any cooked vegatable except corn.

Week 3a Top 5 Cities

If i could visit any 5 cities in the US i would first visit Honalulu, Hawaii. I want to go there because it is very warm and beautiful. There are also a lot of pretty women in Hawaii! I love the beach and the water becasue i could try surfing and other things. The second city i would want to visit would be Cooperstown, New York. I want to go there because of the baseball hall of fame, this is somewhere that i have always wanted to go to see all the great baseball stuff. The third place i wanna visit Las Vegas. I really want to go there because i love to gamble and there are so many shows to go see. The 4th place i will go is Chicago. I just want to go there to watch some Cubs games and go to Michael Jordan's house. The 5th place im going to go Boston because i have always wanted to watch the Red Soxs play since they are my second favorite team.

Week 2a i wanna grow old with you

I choose popeye for my character. He is now living with olvie oil on the beach of Flordia. He opened up his own spinach buffet, and he makes brutus his rival run the hole thing and he gets paid no money. Olive and Popeye have 3 kids, 2 boys and 1 girl. His youngest son Shrip Daddy came out of the woom benching 250. Popeye is now a full time body builder and won 7 world titles in a row. He also pattented a spinach milkshake witch is good for your body and is making him millions of dollars all around the world.

Week 1a Celebrity President

If i could see any celebrity becoming i could definatly see Michael Jordan as becoming president. He is a very classy man and also knows how to deal with buisness being co owner of the Charlotte Bobcats. Michael Jordan also has a lot of money so he could buy whatever he wanted for the white house. He would get an indoor and outdoor basketball court. Michael would be the first ever president to get every vote in the United States except for maybe the people in Detroit because they hate him for his mad skills. Michaels vice president would be Phil Jackson because of his wisdom and great coaching skills. He would help Michael make every decision. Michael Jordan would be the greatest president ever because of his awsome leadership skills.

Week 8 Explaining Science

There is a reason for everything and the reason that it thunders lightings and rains are all because of god bowling. Every time he rolls the ball it thunders this is a loud sound when the ball is rolling down the lane. Everytime it lightingins it is because he gets a strike or picks up a spare. Everytime it rains it is because God had just rollen a gutter ball and he is sad, so he starts crying. Also a tornado comes when God gets such great spin on the ball it causes a tornado.

Week 7 Supernatural Love

If i had to date any of the following choices it would definatly be a mad scientist, because this way it is an actuall person. A mad scientist can also look good unlike all the other things. My mad scientist would be about 5'9, tan and she knows how to make really cool potions that could make me younger, or give me cool things. She would actually be a nice woman and would be mad or angry. My mad scientist would always wait on me and also have blonde hair.

Week 6 Wishes

If i was granted three wishes i would wish that Marrissa Miller the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model was my wife. She would be the same age as me but still look the same, and that she was madly in love with me. My second wish would be that i had all the money in the world this way i would never run out and i could get my wonderful wife everything she wanted and everything that i wanted. Last thing i would wish for is that i would be the commishiner of the N.F.L., N.B.A., and the M.L.B. This way i could change all the bad rules and make new good ones. Also if i didnt like a player playin i would kick them out.

Week 5 Hating the Media

One person that i dont like is Jerry Springer that is probably one of the dumbest shows on tv. I just hate how people argue over the stupidest things and it isnt even real, at least it doesnt look like it. When people fight on the show they never even throw a punch its always just pushing another reason why this show is fake and not interesting at all. I dont even see how this was aloud to be on the air. There is no comedy or action and it people talking about dumb problems. Jerry Springer is a terrible show!

Week 4 Beauty

The most beautiful thing that i have ever seen would have to be Michael Jordan playing basketball. When he plays it is just so smooth and so effortless and he just looks unstoppable when hes playing. Michael Jordan had the most beautiful shot in the game that i have ever seen and the way that he could jump. Everytime he left the floor you knew something amazing was going to happen. At any moment when he played you could take a picture and it would be the best picture ever. Michael Jordan is the most beautiful thing ever when he is on the basketball court.

Week 3 In ten years

Dear Spencer

Your probably swimming cash right now, because your playing Major League Baseball right now. The cubs are probably going for there 10th straight title now. Hopefully you are married about now and shes is good looking. Very good looking. You should also have about 1 or 2 kids and hopefully theyre both talented sports players. Boys of course. Im thinkin my house will be worth about 10 million with a sweet swimming pool and some cool cars. Hopefully you have very high security to protect your home and goods. After you win your 10th world series ring, I hope you will retire with the all time homerun record and move to Flordia and buy disney land!

Week 2 Getting Hitched

At my grandparents wedding i bet it was a really fun time. Im guessing there were probably lots of people there. Their wedding would have took place in about the 1950's in some nice church. I doubt it was anything too fancy with too many people, but more like a nice small wedding with all of their friends and family. It probably took place in the town of Washington which isnt too big. I dont think anyone would have stopped the wedding because my grandparents are two very nice people, so no one would want to stop them from getting married. They probably ate some sort of meat because they both love pork chops or steak and i bet their cake was a really big white cake with two little people standing on top of it. I think it would have been fun to be at my grandparents wedding.

Week 1 Almost Famous

If i could be famous for anything it would definatly have to be for winning the N.B.A. championship or another awsome feet in either college or a professional sport. Setting some kind of scoring record somewhere or winning an M.V.P or anything would be awsome. I wouldnt really care all that much about all the money that came along with it but it would definatly be nice. Being a pro athlete has always been a dream of mine ever since i was a little kid. Being famous would be so fun everywhere i went people would know me and want to either take a picture with me, or want an autograph. This would be really fun for me.